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    idahoing:

    when the bae wont give you road head

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    stay-ocean-minded:

    what if someone whos 18 is in a long term relationship with someone who’s 17 and they have sex but then the 17 yr old decides to be like “statutory rape!!!!!” will the 18 yr old get into shit with the law???


    (Source: hirocks)

    egg-rolls:

    one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

    burgrs:

    what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

    (Source: oprahkilledmydog)

    omfgsid:

    My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

    finally I asked why he was so scared

    and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

    coffee

    humorful:

    my dad just said “i cant even”

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    surprisebitch:

    i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes

    (Source: surprisebitch)

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